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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ We should realize that a city is better \
| off with bad laws, so long as they      |
| remain fixed, then with good laws that  |
| are constantly being altered, that the  |
| lack of learning combined with sound    |
| common sense is more helpful than the   |
| kind of cleverness that gets out of     |
| hand, and that as a general rule,       |
| states are better governed by the man   |
| in the street than by intellectuals.    |
| These are the sort of people who want   |
| to appear wiser than the laws, who want |
| to get their own way in every general   |
| discussion, because they feel that they |
| cannot show off their intelligence in   |
| matters of greater importance, and who, |
| as a result, very often bring ruin on   |
| their country.                          |
|                                         |
| -- Cleon, Thucydides, III, 37           |
\ translation by Rex Warner               /
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         \  (oo)\_______
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;