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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The Least Successful Executions         \
|                                         |
| History has furnished us with two       |
| executioners worthy of attention. The   |
| first performed in Sydney in Australia. |
| In 1803 three attempts were made to     |
| hang a Mr. Joseph Samuels. On the first |
| two of these the rope snapped, while on |
| the third Mr. Samuels just hung there   |
| peacefully until he and everyone else   |
| got bored. Since he had proved          |
| unsusceptible to capital punishment, he |
| was reprieved.                          |
|                                         |
| The most important British executioner  |
| was Mr. James Berry who tried three     |
| times in 1885 to hang Mr. John Lee at   |
| Exeter Jail, but on each occasion       |
| failed to get the trap door open.       |
|                                         |
| In recognition of this achievement, the |
| Home Secretary commuted Lee's sentence  |
| to "life" imprisonment. He was released |
| in 1917, emigrated to America and lived |
| until 1933.                             |
|                                         |
| -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic    |
\ Failures"                               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;