Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "If there isn't a population problem, \ | why is the government putting cancer in | | the cigarettes?" | | | \ -- the elder Steptoe, c. 1970 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;