Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hit them biscuits with another touch of \ | gravy, Burn that sausage just a match | | or two more done. Pour my black old | | coffee longer, While that smell is | | gettin' stronger A semi-meal ain't | | nuthin' much to want. | | | | Loan me ten, I got a feelin' it'll save | | me, With an ornery soul who don't shoot | | pool for fun, If that coat'll fit | | you're wearin', The Lord'll bless your | | sharin' A semi-friend ain't nuthin' | | much to want. | | | | And let me halfway fall in love, For | | part of a lonely night, With a | | semi-pretty woman in my arms. Yes, I | | could halfway fall in deep-- Into a | | snugglin', lovin' heap, With a | | semi-pretty woman in my arms. | | | \ -- Elroy Blunt / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;