Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Great spirits have always encountered \ | violent opposition from mediocre minds. | | | | -- Albert Einstein | | | | They laughed at Einstein. They laughed | | at the Wright Brothers. But they also | | laughed at Bozo the Clown. | | | \ -- Carl Sagan / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;