Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If women didn't exist, all the money in \ | the world would have no meaning. | | | \ -- Aristotle Onassis / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;