Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There may be said to be two classes of \ | people in the world; those who | | constantly divide the people of the | | world into two classes and those who do | | not. | | | \ -- Robert Benchley / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;