Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________ / THE DAILY PLANET \ | | | SUPERMAN SAVES DESSERT! | | | \ Plans to "Eat it later" / ------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;