Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Politics, like religion, hold up the \ | torches of matrydom to the reformers of | | error. | | | \ -- Thomas Jefferson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;