Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Send your questions to ``ASK ZIPPY'', \ \ Box 40474, San Francisco, CA 94140, USA / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;