Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / St. Patrick was a gentleman who through \ | strategy and stealth drove all the | | snakes from Ireland. Here's a toasting | | to his health -- but not too many | | toastings lest you lose yourself and | | then forget the good St. Patrick and | \ see all those snakes again. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;