Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / BASIC is to computer programming as \ | QWERTY is to typing. | | | \ -- Seymour Papert / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;