Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / In good speaking, should not the mind \ | of the speaker know the truth of the | | matter about which he is to speak? | | | \ -- Plato / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;