Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The powers not delegated to the United \ | States by the Constitution, nor | | prohibited by it to the States, are | | reserved to the States respectively, or | | to the people. | | | | -- U.S. Constitution, Amendment 10. | \ (Bill of Rights) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;