Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Love is an ideal thing, marriage a \ | real thing; a confusion of the real | | with the ideal never goes unpunished." | | | \ -- Goethe / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;