Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / To be successful, a woman has to be \ | much better at her job than a man. | | | \ -- Golda Meir / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;