Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The truth is not free. It's that \ | simple. If you change the truth, it is | | no longer true - so the truth is not | | free! | | | | -- Jules Bean about freeness of | \ documentation / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;