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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  A manager asked a programmer how long  \
| it would take him to finish the program |
| on which he was working. "I will be     |
| finished tomorrow," the programmer      |
| promptly replied.                       |
|                                         |
| "I think you are being unrealistic,"    |
| said the manager. "Truthfully, how long |
| will it take?"                          |
|                                         |
| The programmer thought for a moment. "I |
| have some features that I wish to add.  |
| This will take at least two weeks," he  |
| finally said.                           |
|                                         |
| "Even that is too much to expect,"      |
| insisted the manager, "I will be        |
| satisfied if you simply tell me when    |
| the program is complete."               |
|                                         |
| The programmer agreed to this.          |
|                                         |
| Several years later, the manager        |
| retired. On the way to his retirement   |
| lunch, he discovered the programmer     |
| asleep at his terminal. He had been     |
| programming all night.                  |
|                                         |
| -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of          |
\ Programming"                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;