Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It seems these two guys, George and \ | Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to | | cross the United States. After forty | | hours in the air, George turned to | | Harry, and said, "Harry, I think we've | | drifted off course! We need to find out | | where we are." | | | | Harry cools the air in the balloon, and | | they descend to below the cloud cover. | | Slowly drifting over the countryside, | | George spots a man standing below them | | and yells out, "Excuse me! Can you | | please tell me where we are?" | | | | The man on the ground yells back, | | "You're in a balloon, approximately | | fifty feet in the air!" | | | | George turns to Harry and says, "Well, | | that man *must* be a lawyer". | | | | Replies Harry, "How can you tell?". | | | | "Because the information he gave us is | | 100% accurate, and totally useless!" | | | | That's the end of The Joke, but for you | | people who are still worried about | | George and Harry: they end up in the | | drink, and make the front page of the | | New York Times: "Balloonists Soaked by | \ Lawyer". / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;