Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Well, I think we should get some bricks \ | and some bats, and show him the *true* | | meaning of Christmas!' | | | \ -- Bernice, "Designing Women", 12/2/91. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;