Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Mind \ | | | The Way bears sensation, Sensation | | bears memory, Sensation and memory bear | | abstraction, And abstraction bears all | | the world; Each thing in the world | | bears feeling and doing, And, imbued | | with mind, harmony with the Way. As | | others have taught, so do I teach, "Who | | loses harmony opposes nature"; This is | | the root of my teaching. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;