Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If you make people think they're \ | thinking, they'll love you; but if you | | really make them think they'll hate | \ you. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;