Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "We Americans, we're a simple people... \ | but piss us off, and we'll bomb your | | cities." | | | | -- Robin Williams, _Good Morning | \ Vietnam_ / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;