Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / A Linux machine! because a 486 is a \ | terrible thing to waste! (By | \ jjs@wintermute.ucr.edu, Joe Sloan) / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;