Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Is this foreplay?" \ | | | "No, this is Nuke Strike. Foreplay has | | lousy graphics. Beat me again." | | | | -- Duckert, in "Bad Rubber," Albedo #0 | \ (comics) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;