Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Jim, it's Jack. I'm at the airport. I'm \ | going to Tokyo and wanna pay you the | | five-hundred I owe you. Catch you next | | year when I get back! | | | \ -- "The Rockford Files" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;