Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or \ | Linus Torvalds, but God." (By Matt | \ Welsh) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;