Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes \ | the law allegiance. | | | | He of all men should behave as though | | the law compelled him. | | | | But it is the universal weakness of | | mankind that what we are | | | | given to administer we presently | | imagine we own." | | | \ -- H. G. Wells / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;