Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / XLI: \ | | | The more one produces, the less one | | gets. XLII: | | | | Simple systems are not feasible because | | they require infinite testing. XLIII: | | | | Hardware works best when it matters the | | least. XLIV: | | | | Aircraft flight in the 21st century | | will always be in a westerly | | | | direction, preferably supersonic, | | crossing time zones to provide the | | | | additional hours needed to fix the | | broken electronics. XLV: | | | | One should expect that the expected can | | be prevented, but the | | | | unexpected should have been expected. | | XLVI: | | | | A billion saved is a billion earned. | | | \ -- Norman Augustine / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;