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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ XLI:                                    \
|                                         |
| The more one produces, the less one     |
| gets. XLII:                             |
|                                         |
| Simple systems are not feasible because |
| they require infinite testing. XLIII:   |
|                                         |
| Hardware works best when it matters the |
| least. XLIV:                            |
|                                         |
| Aircraft flight in the 21st century     |
| will always be in a westerly            |
|                                         |
| direction, preferably supersonic,       |
| crossing time zones to provide the      |
|                                         |
| additional hours needed to fix the      |
| broken electronics. XLV:                |
|                                         |
| One should expect that the expected can |
| be prevented, but the                   |
|                                         |
| unexpected should have been expected.   |
| XLVI:                                   |
|                                         |
| A billion saved is a billion earned.    |
|                                         |
\ -- Norman Augustine                     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;