Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A woman, especially if she have the \ | misfortune of knowing anything, should | | conceal it as well as she can. | | | \ -- Jane Austen / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;