Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / All of the true things I am about to \ | tell you are shameless lies. | | | | -- The Book of Bokonon / Kurt Vonnegut | \ Jr. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;