Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Life is like an egg stain on your chin \ | -- you can lick it, but it still won't | \ go away. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;