Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Bathquake, n.: \ | | | The violent quake that rattles the | | entire house when the water | | | | faucet is turned on to a certain point. | | | \ -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;