Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Schshschshchsch. \ | | \ -- The Gorn, "Arena", stardate 3046.2 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;