Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Leave bigotry in your quarters; there's \ | no room for it on the bridge. | | | | -- Kirk, "Balance of Terror", stardate | \ 1709.2 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;