Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Anyone who has had a bull by the tail \ | knows five or six more things than | | someone who hasn't. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;