Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Love is a snowmobile racing across the \ | tundra, which suddenly flips over, | | pinning you underneath. At night the | | ice weasels come. | | | \ -- Matt Groening, "Love is Hell" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;