Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I find this corpse guilty of carrying a \ | concealed weapon and I fine it $40. | | | | -- Judge Roy Bean, finding a pistol and | | $40 on a man he'd | | | \ just shot. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;