Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, \ | "if it was so, it might be, and if it | | were so, it would be; but as it isn't, | | it ain't. That's logic!" | | | | -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking | \ Glass" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;