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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Following                               \
|                                         |
| When the great man learns the Way, he   |
| follows it with diligence; When the     |
| common man learns the Way, he follows   |
| it on occasion; When the mean man       |
| learns the Way, he laughs out loud;     |
| Those who do not laugh, do not learn at |
| all. Therefore it is said: Who          |
| understands the Way seems foolish; Who  |
| progresses on the Way seems to fail;    |
| Who follows the Way seems to wander.    |
| For the finest harmony appears plain;   |
| The brightest truth appears coloured;   |
| The richest character appears           |
| incomplete; The bravest heart appears   |
| meek; The simplest nature appears       |
| inconstant. The square, perfected, has  |
| no corner; Music, perfected, has no     |
| melody; Love, perfected, has no climax; |
| Art, perfected, has no meaning. The Way |
| can be neither sensed nor known: It     |
| transmits sensation and transcends      |
| knowledge.                              |
|                                         |
\ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching"              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;