Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Yow! I'm having a quadrophonic \ | sensation of two winos alone in a steel | \ mill! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;