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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ We laugh at the Indian philosopher, who \
| to account for the support of the       |
| earth, contrived the hypothesis of a    |
| huge elephant, and to support the       |
| elephant, a huge tortoise. If we will   |
| candidly confess the truth, we know as  |
| little of the operation of the nerves,  |
| as he did of the manner in which the    |
| earth is supported: and our hypothesis  |
| about animal spirits, or about the      |
| tension and vibrations of the nerves,   |
| are as like to be true, as his about    |
| the support of the earth. His elephant  |
| was a hypothesis, and our hypotheses    |
| are elephants. Every theory in          |
| philosophy, which is built on pure      |
| conjecture, is an elephant; and every   |
| theory that is supported partly by      |
| fact, and partly by conjecture, is like |
| Nebuchadnezzar's image, whose feet were |
| partly of iron, and partly of clay.     |
|                                         |
| -- Thomas Reid, "An Inquiry into the    |
\ Human Mind", 1764                       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;