Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / When I sell liquor, it's called \ | bootlegging; when my patrons serve it | | on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, | | it's called hospitality. | | | \ -- Al Capone / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;