Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / [Norm comes in with an attractive \ | woman.] | | | | Coach: Normie, Normie, could this be | | Vera? Norm: With a lot of expensive | | surgery, maybe. | | | | -- Cheers, Norman's Conquest | | | | Coach: What's up, Normie? Norm: The | | temperature under my collar, Coach. | | | | -- Cheers, I'll Be Seeing You (Part 2) | | | | Coach: What would you say to a nice | | beer, Normie? Norm: Going down? | | | \ -- Cheers, Diane Meets Mom / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;