Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If you make any money, the government \ | shoves you in the creek once a year | | with it in your pockets, and all that | | don't get wet you can keep. | | | \ -- The Best of Will Rogers / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;