Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / We all live under the same sky, but we \ | don't all have the same horizon. | | | \ -- Dr. Konrad Adenauer / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;