Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I am changing my name to Chrysler I am \ | going down to Washington, D.C. I will | | tell some power broker | | | | What they did for Iacocca Will be | | perfectly acceptable to me! | | | | I am changing my name to Chrysler, I am | | heading for that great receiving line. | | When they hand a million grand out, | | | | I'll be standing with my hand out, | \ Yessir, I'll get mine! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;