Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Just once I would like to persuade the \ | audience not to wear any article of | | blue denim. If only they could see | | themselves in a pair of brown corduroys | | like mine instead of this awful, boring | | blue denim. I don't enjoy the sky or | | sea as much as I used to because of | | this Levi character. If Jesus Christ | | came back today, He and I would get | | into our brown corduroys and go to the | | nearest jean store and overturn the | | racks of blue denim. Then we'd get | | crucified in the morning. | | | \ -- Ian Anderson, of Jethro Tull / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;