Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I know not with what weapons World War \ | III will be fought, but World War IV | | will be fought with sticks and stones. | | | \ -- Albert Einstein / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;