Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / 2 + 2 = 5-ism: \ | | | Caving in to a target marketing | | strategy aimed at oneself after holding | | out for a long period of time. "Oh, all | | right, I'll buy your stupid cola. Now | | leave me alone." | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;